• aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini

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“If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.”

Zora Neale Hurston (via noldarling)

Keep on keep in’ on, Ferguson

(via fuck-yeah-feminist)

My biggest lesson.

(via shewantdapharmd)

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you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE





come closer one second


little closer


okay close enough


i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?


that would be me.


do you know what this crown means?


it means i look fucking cute


and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt


now as your fucking queen, i royally declare


that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

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like i swear to god you know a nigga aint playin when he use his hands like this and he holding on to his pants like that you know how many boys i seen do that shit before they clocked a nigga in the jaw like i KNOW he woulda fought that pap 


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today 11yr old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but their dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision


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  • Michael: Luke Hemmings is a piece of shit
  • Luke: lol okay
  • Someone else: Luke Hemmings is a piece of shit
  • Luke: lol o-
  • Michael: no
  • Michael: no
  • Michael: don't fucking talk to him like that
  • Michael: don't insult luke wtf
  • Michael: he's just a special kind hearted tree boy finding his way in life
  • Michael: fuck you

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reblog this or calum won’t snuggle up to you


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